nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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