I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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