Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
how drunk are you?
Several
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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