Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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