I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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