i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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