Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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