Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
A bitchslap is in order.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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