I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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