I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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