We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
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