i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
