i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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