If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
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