I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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