i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
The air taste purple.
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