Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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