it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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