I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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