Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
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