Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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