I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I have post one night stand depression
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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