hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
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