I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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