whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
i just google imaged poop.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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