In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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