what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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