I wish I could punch you in the face.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
im calling her cock vulture from now on
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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