I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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