This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
