***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
hell yes lets make some ravioli
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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