Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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