i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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