Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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