i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
