Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
