I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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