im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize