You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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