waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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