He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Randomize
