I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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