My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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