Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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