Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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