Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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