would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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