This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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