the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
All I want is dick and wine.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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