if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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