Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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