So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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