she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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