Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.

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(+66): View more from Thailand

She said her name was "party"

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(410): View more from Maryland

As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.

(443): View more from Maryland

im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile

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(516): View more from New York

I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...

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(702): View more from Nevada

Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.

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(253): View more from Washington

It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.

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(216): View more from Ohio

If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.

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