is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
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